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"winning comes easy, when you're the best"
Ghash_hardass
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"The road to success is always under construction."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
Douglas Adams
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
"People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools."
Alice Walker
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
Dale Carnegie
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."
T. E. Lawrence
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
“Where does the white go when the snow melts?”
“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.”
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits"
"Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas."
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL
FFM Crew.
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,
but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives"
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts... with next year's money".
"A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020. "
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Winston Churchill
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. For the BB one.
"A woman who sinks into a mans arms, will soon have her arms in the mans sink"
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog its to dark to read
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow"
"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson."
Special one for 4-Q  "I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!"
"It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up your ass"
"Bad Sex Is Always Better Then A Good Day At Work"
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
"Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night." Quote by: Charlie Brown
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room" Quote by: Extreme
"Alcohol is the cure and cause of all mankind problems" Quote by: Toxin
"Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living."
quote by: Extreme
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!"
Quote by: ...?
"Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year."
~ Victor Borge ~
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
- Lou Holtz
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" Quote by: ?
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
Quote by: Robert Bloch
"If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough."
quot by: Anonymous
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
quote by Dave
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed"
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
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